Tuesday, March 06, 2007

3 silly quizzes in one

Okay, I've finally joined the crowd and submitted to the Slightly Random Question Questionnaire Meme. But I'm only answering the ones I wanna answer!

01 - Why do/don't you want to get married?
Was married once won't fall for that one again

03 - How old do you wish you were?
What I was when I was married (25-30) only without being married - I want those years BACK dammit

04 - Do you know any foreign languages?
A little French and about 20 words each in 6 or 7 other languages

07 - What was your first job and for how long?
Computer lab clerk, 2 school years

10 - Would you carry somebody else's baby?
For maybe ten minutes, yes, as long as it doesn't pee or drool

12 - What kind of car do you have?
Honda

13 - How do you think the world will end?
Whimper

14 - What's the first thing you'd buy if you won the lottery?
A really good bottle of scotch

16 - What was the worst fashion statement you've ever made?
I don't make fashion statements, I do fashion mumbles

17 - Who's your favourite eighties artist?
Probably Thomas Dolby

18 - Who would you fight if you had the chance to right now?
Dick Cheney

19 - What historic figure would you want to be for the day?
Neil Armstrong

23 - What do you day dream about the most?
Vacationing somewhere beautiful and interesting

25 - What's your favourite kind of plant?
orchid

26 - What kind of drugs have you tried?
Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, cocaine, grass, lsd, amphetamines of various kinds, and the only one that does anything for me is caffeine

27 - What's your favourite season?
winter

32 - What's the shadiest thing that's ever happened to you?
Driving around the Tenderloin district hooker-watching

34 - What food can you cook the best?
Any kind of cream sauce that goes over pasta

35 - What's your favourite coffee beverage?
What's a "coffee beverage"? It's COFFEE

38 - What do you think about Pluto not being a planet anymore?
It's just a designation. Doesn't change what Pluto IS. Richard Feynman said knowing the name of something, even in 10 different languages, doesn't mean you know a damn thing about what it is, what it does, or how it works.

39 - Do you think that it's ok to kill animals for sport?
Being a falconer, obviously yes

40 - What part of the newspaper do you read?
Everything except for sports and ads

41 - Do you tip your waiters/waitress' or delivery people?
Yep, pretty well too

42 - What's the most you've ever drank?
a half of a fifth

43 - How many piercings have you had in your lifetime?
one

50 - What's your favourite colour to wear?
blue

51 - What facial feature creeps you out the most about someone?
bad teeth or misshapen skulls

1) What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left

3) What color is your razor?
Black

7) How do you feel about carrots?
great stuff

9) Which is the best Spice Girl?
What are spice girls?

14) All's fair in love and war?
No

20) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
There are cheaper taxicabs around

24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Ocean, lake is too squishy on the bottom

25) Do you wear a lot of black?
Yeah

26) Describe your hair?
longish, getting thinner

30) Do you have a tan?
Sort of

34) Do you like orange juice?
Consume it by the gallons

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
My god, who hasn't?

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
laptops, various kinds of tools, and bedsheets

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
"There are WMDS in Iraq"

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
bananas and things that have too much sugar

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Adaptability

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Tendency to be an asshole and a procrastinator

34. CAN YOU SING?
Anytime. But not really well.

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Laptop

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
With

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Twice, I think. No, make that 3 times.

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
OMG, does the sun rise in the east? Does a bear shit in the woods?

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
Marmalade

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
Adequately

63. CAN YOU SWIM?:
Almost as good as fish

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
Yes, actually, and I really use them.

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Today, and I have a very broad definition of stupid

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
Blue

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Not really, just a little for fun, i.e. ghosts are responsible for house creakings, misplaced objects, and lost socks

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Angelina all the way

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
Yes

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes....

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Usually

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Last week

26. Do you like Sushi?
Hamachi nigiri is the best! Then flying fish roe, California rolls, salmon skin hand rolls, dragon rolls, mmmm me hungry now

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Assuming this means an accident in which a fatality occurred but it was (obviously) not me -- no.

29. Have you ever been caught stealing?
Yes

30. Do you like penguins?
How could anyone dislike them?

31. Do you truly hate anyone?
Yes

32. Rock or Rap?
Same

35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror ?
Yes, with the air guitar too

37. What food do you find disgusting?
Bugs. Grubs, maybe.

39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Hell yeah

40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes

41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Nope

42. Do you love lemons?
Love is not a word I would tend to apply to lemons...

43. Have you ever punched someone in the face?
Yep

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