Sunday, April 01, 2007

if any bachelor tells you

... that whacking off is an adequate substitute for real sex -- he's lying flat as the prayer rug under the fat Buddha's ass. Despite having exploited most tricks in the book, Mrs Palmer and her five daughters are looking about as exciting as LambChop these days.

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